YOU SAID:

rotten meat is all over my hands, I should probably go and wash it off in the tub before a child comes over into my bathroom and chews the meat right off my fingers

INTO JAPANESE

腐った肉が私の手にまとわりついている。子供が私の浴室に来て私の指から肉をかみ砕く前に、浴槽で洗い流すべきだろう.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Rotten flesh clings to my hands. Before my child comes to my bathroom and chews the flesh off my fingers, I should wash it off in the tub.

INTO JAPANESE

腐った肉が私の手にまとわりつく。子供がトイレに来て指の肉を噛む前に、浴槽で洗い流してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Rotten flesh clings to my hands. Rinse off in the bathtub before your child comes to the bathroom and chews on the flesh of their fingers.

INTO JAPANESE

腐った肉が私の手にまとわりつく。お子様がトイレに来て指の肉を噛む前に、浴槽で洗い流してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Rotten flesh clings to my hands. Rinse off in the bathtub before your child comes to the bathroom and chews on the flesh of their fingers.