YOU SAID:
Roses are red, you have the flu, and a Titan is chomping on your poo
INTO JAPANESE
バラは赤く、あなたはインフルエンザにかかっており、タイタンはあなたのうんちをむさぼり食っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Roses are red, you have the flu, Titans are eating your poop
INTO JAPANESE
バラは赤く、あなたはインフルエンザにかかっており、タイタンはあなたのうんちを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Roses are red, you have the flu and titans are eating your poop
INTO JAPANESE
バラは赤く、あなたはインフルエンザにかかっており、巨人はあなたのうんちを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Roses are red, you have the flu and giants are eating your poop
INTO JAPANESE
バラは赤く、あなたはインフルエンザにかかっており、巨人はあなたのうんちを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Roses are red, you have the flu and giants are eating your poop
That didn't even make that much sense in English.