YOU SAID:
Roses are red I love my wife pouring popping candy under my foreskin was the biggest mistake of my life
INTO JAPANESE
バラは赤です私は私の包皮の下にポップキャンディーを注ぐ私の妻を愛して私の人生の最大の過ちでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Roses are red I was the biggest mistake in my life to love my wife who poured pop candies under my foreskin
INTO JAPANESE
バラは赤です私の包皮の下にポップキャンディーを注いだ私の妻を愛するのは私の人生で最大の過ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The rose is red It poured pop candy under my foreskin It is the greatest mistake in my life to love my wife
INTO JAPANESE
バラは赤ですそれは私の包皮の下にポップキャンディーを注ぎました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Roses are red It poured pop candies under my foreskin
INTO JAPANESE
バラは赤ですそれは私の包皮の下にポップキャンディーを注いだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Roses are red It poured pop candies under my foreskin
You should move to Japan!