YOU SAID:
roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig but i cant get through the door because my booty's too big
INTO JAPANESE
クレイジーなピンクのかつらでパーティーに参加しましたが、戦利品が大きすぎるためドアを通り抜けることができません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I attended the party with a crazy pink wig, but the loot is too big to get through the door
INTO JAPANESE
クレイジーなピンクのかつらを持ってパーティーに参加しましたが、戦利品が大きすぎてドアを通り抜けられません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I attended the party with a crazy pink wig, but the loot is too big to get through the door
That didn't even make that much sense in English.