YOU SAID:
Roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig but I can't get through the door because my bootys too big
INTO JAPANESE
クレイジーなピンクのかつらでパーティーに参加しましたが、戦利品が大きすぎるためドアを通り抜けることができません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I attended the party with a crazy pink wig, but the loot is too big to get through the door
INTO JAPANESE
クレイジーなピンクのかつらを持ってパーティーに参加しましたが、戦利品が大きすぎてドアを通り抜けられません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I attended the party with a crazy pink wig, but the loot is too big to get through the door
You should move to Japan!