YOU SAID:
Robert is known for his crusty pants, on account of his habit of pooping anywhere he likes. He needs a diaper as soon as possible!
INTO JAPANESE
ロバートは、彼が好きな場所でうんちをする彼の習慣のために、彼の粗いズボンで知られています。彼はできるだけ早くおむつが必要です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Robert is known for his coarse pants, because of his habit of pooping where he likes. He needs diapers as soon as possible!
INTO JAPANESE
ロバートは、彼が好きな場所でうんちをする彼の習慣のために、彼の粗いズボンで知られています。彼はできるだけ早くおむつが必要です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Robert is known for his coarse pants, because of his habit of pooping where he likes. He needs diapers as soon as possible!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
