YOU SAID:
Robert is dank and he only smokes the dankest weed
INTO JAPANESE
ロバートがじめじめしていると彼は dankest の雑草を煙らす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Robert dank and he smokes the dankest weed
INTO JAPANESE
じめじめしたロバートと彼 dankest の雑草を吸う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Robert clammy and he sucks the dankest weed
INTO JAPANESE
じめじめしたロバートと彼 dankest の雑草を吸う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Robert clammy and he sucks the dankest weed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.