YOU SAID:
Robert did a little poo on the club floor, the dirty little cretin.
INTO JAPANESE
ロバートはクラブの床に少しうんちをしました, 汚い小さなクレチン.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Robert made a little poo on the floor of the club, dirty little cretin.
INTO JAPANESE
ロバートはクラブの床に小さなうんちをしました, 汚れた小さなクレチン.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Robert made a small poo on the floor of the club, dirty little cretin.
INTO JAPANESE
ロバートはクラブの床に小さなうんちをしました, 汚れた小さなクレチン.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Robert made a small poo on the floor of the club, dirty little cretin.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.