YOU SAID:
ripped a bong last night and I got stoned
INTO JAPANESE
昨夜ボンを破って石になりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I broke Bonn last night and became a stone
INTO JAPANESE
昨夜ボンを壊して石になりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I broke Bonn last night and it became a stone
INTO JAPANESE
昨夜ボンを壊して石になりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I broke Bonn last night and it became a stone
That didn't even make that much sense in English.