YOU SAID:

ring him on the dog and bone

INTO JAPANESE

犬と骨に彼を鳴らす

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sounds like a dog and a bone.

INTO JAPANESE

犬と骨のように聞こえる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sounds like dogs and bones.

INTO JAPANESE

犬と骨みたいだな

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You look like a dog and a bone.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは犬と骨のように見える。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You look like a dog and a bone.