YOU SAID:
rigor mortis makes me hard
INTO JAPANESE
死後硬直は、私がハードになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rigor mortis, me and hard to
INTO JAPANESE
死後硬直、私とするは難しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rigor mortis, I was hard
INTO JAPANESE
死後硬直、大変だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rigor mortis, was hard.
INTO JAPANESE
死後硬直、大変でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rigor mortis, was hard.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.