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right so basically yeah the other day i was walking down the street with my friend and what happened was she tripped and it was funny but then the cops raided my house which was less funny so ok im off now

INTO JAPANESE

ええ、基本的には先日、友達と通りを歩いていたところ、彼女がつまずいて面白かったのですが、警官が私の家を襲撃しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah, basically the other day, when I was walking down the street with a friend, she stumbled and was funny, but a policeman attacked my house.

INTO JAPANESE

ええ、基本的に先日、友達と通りを歩いていたとき、彼女はつまずいて面白かったのですが、警官が私の家を襲いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah, basically the other day when I was walking down the street with my friends, she stumbled and was funny, but a policeman struck my house.

INTO JAPANESE

ええ、基本的に先日、友達と通りを歩いていたとき、彼女はつまずいて面白かったのですが、警官が私の家を襲いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah, basically the other day when I was walking down the street with my friends, she stumbled and was funny, but a policeman struck my house.