YOU SAID:
Right here! I’m the one with the tail!
INTO JAPANESE
ここに!私はしっぽがある人です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
here! I am a person with a tail!
INTO JAPANESE
ここに!私は尾を持つ人です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
here! I am a person with a tail!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.