YOU SAID:
Richard takes so long because he doesn't have any legs.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は足を持っていないので、そんなに長い間がリチャードとかかります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because he has no legs, takes so much Richard for a long time.
INTO JAPANESE
彼には足があるない、ためには、長い時間そんなにリチャードです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a long time, not because he has legs, and Richard so much.
INTO JAPANESE
彼が足とリチャードはそんなに長い時間です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is a long time that foot and Richard.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は、長い時間足とリチャード。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is long time foot and Richard.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は長い時間足とリチャードです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is a foot and Richard long.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は足と長いリチャードです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is a foot and Richard long.
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