YOU SAID:
richard i just smashed your phone! you wah!!!
INTO JAPANESE
リチャード携帯を壊しちゃった! ! ! !
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Richard broke my phone!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
リチャードが私の携帯を壊した! ! ! !
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Richard broke my phone!!!!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.