YOU SAID:
retort that tortoise before the torte is pointed toward his thwarted sorts
INTO JAPANESE
トルテが阻止された種に向けられる前に、そのカメに反論する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Respond to the Turtle before Torte is directed at the thwarted species
INTO JAPANESE
トルテが阻止された種に向けられる前に、カメに応答する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Respond to the Turtle before Torte is directed at the thwarted species
That didn't even make that much sense in English.