YOU SAID:
Remember: put your shoes on backwards if you want to ascend to a higher state of being
INTO JAPANESE
覚えている:あなたがより高い状態に上昇したい場合は、靴を後ろに置いてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Remember: if you want to rise higher, put your shoes behind
INTO JAPANESE
覚えておいてください:あなたがより高く上がりたいなら、靴を後ろに置いて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Remember: if you want to go higher, put your shoes behind
INTO JAPANESE
覚えておいてください:あなたがより高く行きたいなら、あなたの靴を後ろに置いてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Remember: if you want to go higher, put your shoes behind
That didn't even make that much sense in English.