YOU SAID:
Remember licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal
INTO JAPANESE
他の惑星でドアノブをなめることは違法であることを忘れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Remember that it is illegal to lick a doorknob on another planet
INTO JAPANESE
別の惑星でドアノブをなめることは違法であることを忘れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Remember that it is illegal to lick a doorknob on another planet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.