YOU SAID:

REEEEEE THEY CAN'T STEAL MY WIFE ONLY I CAN STEAL MY WIFE BUT THEY STILL TRY TO STEAL MY WIFE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A WIFE AND THEY WISH TO TAUNT ME WITH THEIR STUPID JOKES >:(

INTO JAPANESE

REEEEEE彼らは私の妻だけを盗むことはできません私は私の妻を盗むことができますが、私は妻を持っていないので、私は妻を盗もうとします

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REEEEEE They can't steal my wife only I can steal my wife but I don't have a wife so I will try to steal my wife

INTO JAPANESE

REEEEEE彼らは妻を盗むことはできませんが、妻を盗むことができますが、妻はいないので、妻を盗もうとします

BACK INTO ENGLISH

REEEEEE They can't steal a wife, but they can steal a wife, but they don't have a wife, so they try to steal a wife

INTO JAPANESE

REEEEEE彼らは妻を盗むことはできませんが、妻を盗むことはできますが、妻を持っていないので、妻を盗もうとします

BACK INTO ENGLISH

REEEEEE They can't steal a wife but they can steal a wife but they don't have a wife

INTO JAPANESE

REEEEEE彼らは妻を盗むことはできませんが、妻を盗むことはできますが、妻はいません

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REEEEEE They can't steal a wife, but they can steal a wife but no wife

INTO JAPANESE

REEEEEE彼らは妻を盗むことはできませんが、妻を盗むことはできますが、妻を盗むことはできません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

REEEEEE They can't steal a wife, but they can steal a wife, but they can't steal a wife

INTO JAPANESE

REEEEEE彼らは妻を盗むことはできませんが、妻を盗むことはできますが、妻を盗むことはできません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

REEEEEE They can't steal a wife, but they can steal a wife, but they can't steal a wife