YOU SAID:
Red is blue, but blue is green when yellow yells at red, but red will be pink if black is not white and green is piece of cake.
INTO JAPANESE
赤は青ですが、黄色が赤で叫ぶと青は緑色ですが、黒が白で、緑がケーキの一部でないと赤はピンクになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Red is blue, yellow is red and shouts, blue is green, while black is white and red becomes pink if green is not part of the cake.
INTO JAPANESE
赤は青、黄色は赤、叫び声、青は緑、黒は白、赤はケーキの一部でないとピンクになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Red is blue, yellow is red, screaming, blue is green, black is white, red is pink if it is not part of the cake.
INTO JAPANESE
赤は青、黄色は赤、叫び声、青は緑、黒は白、赤はケーキの一部でないとピンクです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Red is blue, yellow is red, screaming, blue is green, black is white, red is pink if it is not part of the cake.
You should move to Japan!