YOU SAID:
really the only way to love yourself is to eat a pie
INTO JAPANESE
本当に自分を愛する唯一の方法はパイを食べることです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only way to truly love yourself is to eat pie
INTO JAPANESE
本当に自分を愛する唯一の方法は、パイを食べることです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only way to truly love yourself is to eat pie
That didn't even make that much sense in English.