YOU SAID:
rat a tat tat my tongue looks fat your mother just sat on a cat wearing a hat.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの母は帽子をかぶって猫の上に座っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother sat on a cat wearing a hat.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんは、帽子をかぶって猫に座っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんは?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.