YOU SAID:
quote me on this i'm the best pong player in the room
INTO JAPANESE
部屋で最高の卓球選手私はこの上で私を引用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Room's best table tennis players I will quote me on this.
INTO JAPANESE
部屋の最高の卓球選手この私が引用されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Best table tennis player of the room will this I quote.
INTO JAPANESE
私は引用します部屋の最高の卓球選手。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm the best table tennis player of the quoted room.
INTO JAPANESE
私は引用符で囲まれた部屋の最高の卓球選手です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I is the best table tennis player of the room enclosed in quotation marks.
INTO JAPANESE
引用符で囲まれた部屋の最高の卓球選手です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is the best table tennis player in the room surrounded by quotes.
INTO JAPANESE
それは引用符で囲まれた部屋の中で最高の卓球選手です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is the best table tennis player in the quoted room.
INTO JAPANESE
それは引用された部屋の中で最高の卓球選手です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is the best table tennis player in the quoted room.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.