YOU SAID:
Quiet you Khaki Wacky crook! Your flirtatious fiendness won’t fool anyone! Hey sugar, you look as pretty as a petunia on a nice warm summer day.
INTO JAPANESE
静かなあなたはカーキWacky crook!あなたの虚弱さは、誰にも騙されません!ちょっと砂糖、あなたは暖かい夏の素敵な日にペチュニアのように見えます。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium