YOU SAID:
Questionably shiny ducks with tall hats steal our bread
INTO JAPANESE
背の高い帽子をかぶった疑わしい光沢のあるアヒルが私たちのパンを盗む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A suspicious shiny duck in a tall hat steals our bread
INTO JAPANESE
背の高い帽子をかぶった不審な光沢のあるアヒルが私たちのパンを盗む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A suspicious shiny duck in a tall hat steals our bread
That didn't even make that much sense in English.