YOU SAID:
Qoy qeylIs puqloD Qoy puqbe'pu' yoHbogh malthbogh je' SuvwI' Sey'moHchu' may' 'Iw maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu' nI'be'yInmaj 'ach wovqu'! batlh maH ghbej'jyoqIjDaq vavpu'ma' DImuvpa'reH maSuvtaH Qu' DamevQo' maSuvtaH, ma'ov
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Qoy qeylIs puqloD Qoy puqbe'pu 'yoHbogh malthbogh je' SuvwI 'Sey'moHchu' may '' Iw maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu' nI'be'yInmaj 'ach wovqu'! batlh maH ghbej'jyoqIjDaq vavpu'ma 'DImuvpa're maSuvtaH Qu' DamevQo 'maSuvtaH、ma'ov
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Qoy qeylIs puqloD Qoy puqbe'pu 'yoHbogh malthbogh je' SuvwI 'Sey'moHchu' may '' Iw maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu' nI'be'yInmaj 'ach wovqu'! batlh maH ghbej'jyoqIjDaq vavpu'ma 'DImuvpa're maSuvtaH Qu' DamevQo 'maSuvtaH, ma'ov
INTO JAPANESE
Qoy qeylIs puqloD Qoy puqbe'pu 'yoHbogh malthbogh je' SuvwI 'Sey'moHchu' may '' Iw maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu' nI'be'yInmaj 'ach wovqu'! batlh maH ghbej'jyoqIjDaq vavpu'ma 'DImuvpa're maSuvtaH Qu' DamevQo 'maSuvtaH、ma'ov
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Qoy qeylIs puqloD Qoy puqbe'pu 'yoHbogh malthbogh je' SuvwI 'Sey'moHchu' may '' Iw maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu' nI'be'yInmaj 'ach wovqu'! batlh maH ghbej'jyoqIjDaq vavpu'ma 'DImuvpa're maSuvtaH Qu' DamevQo 'maSuvtaH, ma'ov
That didn't even make that much sense in English.