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Q: What goes up and down but does not move? A: Stairs Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go? A: On a diet Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look a bit flushed. Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: I'll meet you at the corner. Q: What did the paper say to the pencil? A: Write on! Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to? A: Lonely Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel. Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they are two-tired! Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day? A: So they can fight knights! Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? A: Someday my prints will come! Q: Why was the broom late? A: It over swept! Q: What part of the car is the laziest? A: The wheels, because they are always tired! Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: Stick with me and we will go places! Q: What is blue and goes ding dong? A: An Avon lady at the North Pole! Q: We're you long in the hospital? A: No, I was the same size I am now! Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck! Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer? A: Keep your shirt on! Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper? A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV? Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I'm coming down with something! Q: Why was the belt arrested? A: Because it held up some pants! Q: Why was everyone so tired on April 1st? A: They had just finished a March of 31 days. Q: Which hand is it better to write with? A: Neither, it's best to write with a pen! Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot! Q: What makes the calendar seem so popular? A: Because it has a lot of dates! Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? A: He wanted to find Pluto! Q: What is green and has yellow wheels? A: Grass…..I lied about the wheels! Q: What is it that even the most careful person overlooks? A: Her nose! Q: Did you hear about the robbery last night? A: Two clothes pins held up a pair of pants! Q: Why do you go to bed every night? A: Because the bed won't come to you! Q: Why did Billy go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date! Q: Why do eskimos do their laundry in Tide? A: Because it's too cold out-tide! Q: How do you cure a headache? A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear! Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck! Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A: A minnie van! Q: Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming? A: Because they take too long to change! Q: Why did the man run around his bed? A: To catch up on his sleep! Q: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank? A: He wanted to make a clean get away!

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Q は上下が移動しませんか。A: 階段 q: 500 ポンド外国人はどこ行く必要がありますか。A: q: ダイエットを他に言う 1 つのトイレが何ですか。A: 見て少し紅潮。Q: 画像はなぜ刑務所に行くのですか。A: ための枠組みであったに。1 つの壁をでした q を他の壁と言うのですか。A: 私は、コーナーで会いましょう。Q: 何を鉛筆に紙か