YOU SAID:
pyre pyre! pants on fire!
INTO JAPANESE
パイルパイル!パンツが燃えてる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pile, pile, my pants are burning!
INTO JAPANESE
杭、杭、ズボンが燃えてる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Piles, piles, pants are burning!
INTO JAPANESE
杭、杭、ズボンが燃えてる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Piles, piles, pants are burning!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.