YOU SAID:
Put the kettle on the stove Timothy, for I plan to eat the cat tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
今夜は猫を食べるつもりなので、やかんをストーブのティモシーに置きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to eat a cat tonight, so I'll put the kettle on Timothy on the stove.
INTO JAPANESE
今夜は猫を食べるつもりなので、ストーブの上のティモシーにやかんを置きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to eat a cat tonight, so I'll put a kettle on Timothy on the stove.
INTO JAPANESE
今夜は猫を食べるつもりなので、ストーブの上のティモシーにやかんを置きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to eat a cat tonight, so I'll put a kettle on Timothy on the stove.
You should move to Japan!