YOU SAID:
put the coffin in a wheelchair, keep a kungfu state of mind
INTO JAPANESE
棺を車椅子に入れて、心のカンフー状態を保つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Put a coffin in a wheelchair to keep the heart kung fu
INTO JAPANESE
心臓カンフーを保つために車椅子に棺を入れなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Put the coffin in the wheelchair to keep the heart kung fu
INTO JAPANESE
心のカンフーを保つために車椅子に棺を入れなさい
That didn't even make that much sense in English.