YOU SAID:

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!

INTO JAPANESE

それがどこから来たのか、それとも私を助けてくれるの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where did it come from or will you help me?

INTO JAPANESE

どこから来たのか、あなたは私を助けますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where do you help me from where you came from?

INTO JAPANESE

どこから来たのか、どこから助けてくれますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where do you come from, where do you come from?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはどこから来ますか、どこから来ますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Where do you come from, where do you come from?