YOU SAID:

Put on my big bi-pants and came out to a friend

INTO JAPANESE

私の大きな双パンツに置いて出てきた友人に

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My friend came out, put my big bi-pants

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人が出て、私の大きな双パンツを置く

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Out of my friends, my big bi-pants

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人は、私の大きな双パンツから

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A friend of mine from my big bi-pants

INTO JAPANESE

私の大きな双パンツから私の友人

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A friend of mine from my big bi-pants