YOU SAID:
Put me in the freezer because I'm so icy
INTO JAPANESE
私は氷のようだから冷凍庫に私を置きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will put me in the freezer because as ice
INTO JAPANESE
ため、私は氷のように冷凍庫に私を入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Therefore, I will put me in the freezer as ice
INTO JAPANESE
したがって、私は氷のように冷凍庫に私を入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Therefore, I will put me in the freezer as ice
You should move to Japan!