YOU SAID:
Pumpernickel, Pumping-nickles? Pump Nigel! Puhnigel. Pigle. Pile...
INTO JAPANESE
ナイジェル!プニゲルピグルパイル...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nigel! Punigel, Piggle Pile...
INTO JAPANESE
ナイジェル!パニジェル、ピグルパイル…
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nigel! Panigel, Pigglepile...
INTO JAPANESE
ナイジェル!パニジェル、ピグルパイル…
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nigel! Panigel, Pigglepile...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.