YOU SAID:
Pull an uno reverse card on the cops, do a citizens arrest before they can arrest you, get in their heads, ruin their lives.
INTO JAPANESE
警官にウノリバースカードを引っ張って、市民があなたを逮捕する前に逮捕し、頭を抱えて、彼らの人生を台無しにしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pull the Uno Reverse Card to the cops, arrest them before the citizens arrest you, hold your head and ruin their lives.
INTO JAPANESE
宇野リバースカードを警官に引っ張って、市民があなたを逮捕する前に彼らを逮捕し、あなたの頭を抱えて彼らの命を台無しにしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pull the Uno Reverse Card to the cops, arrest them before the citizens arrest you, hold your head and ruin their lives.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.