YOU SAID:

Puberty hitted me in the freaking SSN

INTO JAPANESE

思春期はおかしな社会保障番号で私を襲った

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Adolescents hit me with a weird social security number

INTO JAPANESE

青年は奇妙な社会保障番号で私を襲った

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The young man attacked me with a strange social security number

INTO JAPANESE

若い男は奇妙な社会保障番号で私を攻撃しました

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The young man attacked me with a strange social security number