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Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

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精神科医：あなたの問題は何ですか？患者：私は鶏だと思う。精神科医：これはいつまで続いていますか？患者：それ以来、私は卵だった！

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Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I am a chicken. Psychiatrist: When is this going on? Patient: Since then, I was an egg!

INTO JAPANESE

精神科医：あなたの問題は何ですか？患者：私は鶏だと思う。精神科医：これはいつですか？患者：それ以来、私は卵でした！

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Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I am a chicken. Psychiatrist: When is this? Patient: Since then, I was an egg!

INTO JAPANESE

精神科医：あなたの問題は何ですか？患者：私は鶏だと思う。精神科医：これはいつですか？患者：それ以来、私は卵でした！

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Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I am a chicken. Psychiatrist: When is this? Patient: Since then, I was an egg!