YOU SAID:
Princess, 桃, has been kidnapped by Bowser!
INTO JAPANESE
プリンセスの桃がクッパにさらわれてしまった!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Princess Peach has been kidnapped by Bowser!
INTO JAPANESE
ピーチ姫がクッパにさらわれた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Princess Peach has been kidnapped by Bowser!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.