YOU SAID:
preposterous boast, but alas
INTO JAPANESE
馬鹿げた誇りを持つが、残念だ
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It's a shame to be so proud of you.
INTO JAPANESE
君を誇りに思うのは残念だ
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It's a shame I'm so proud of you.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを誇りに思うのは残念だわ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a shame I'm so proud of you.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.