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Premade religions are for plebs. If you really want to do the religion thing, you have to make your own. Personally, I practice Penguinistic Idolatry. I worship a giant gilded penguin statue and pray to it four times a day. I abide by a very strict, very confusing moral/ethical system whereby I strive to foster as much penguiness as possible in myself. I believe that when we die, those of us who have achieved sufficient penguiness will ascend and reincarnate as penguins in the next life. Everyone else is doomed to a cycle of birth and rebirth as a human being. As far as I can tell, it is the only true religion.

INTO JAPANESE

既成宗教は、平民です。本当に宗教のことを行う場合は、あなた自身を作ることがあります。個人的に、私は Penguinistic の偶像崇拝を練習します。金色の巨大ペンギン像を礼拝し、祈るそれを一日 4 回。私は mys でできるだけ多くの penguiness を促進するために努力という非常に厳しい、非常に混乱の道徳的な/倫理システムによって我慢します。