YOU SAID:
praise the lord's lettuce
INTO JAPANESE
主のレタスを称賛します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Praise the Lord of lettuce.
INTO JAPANESE
レタスの主をたたえます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Praise the Lord for the lettuce.
INTO JAPANESE
レタスの主をたたえます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Praise the Lord for the lettuce.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.