YOU SAID:
praise god hallelujah im still depressed because my toilet paper just isnt tasty anymore
INTO JAPANESE
私のトイレットペーパーはもう美味しくないので、神ハレルヤはまだ落ち込んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My toilet paper is no longer delicious, so God Hallelujah is still depressed
INTO JAPANESE
私のトイレットペーパーはもはや美味しくないので、神ハレルヤはまだ落ち込んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My toilet paper is no longer delicious so God Hallelujah is still depressed
INTO JAPANESE
私のトイレットペーパーはもはや美味しくありませんので、神ハレルヤはまだ落ち込んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My toilet paper is no longer delicious so God Hallelujah is still depressed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.