YOU SAID:
Praise be to the god of conveniently placed inns!
INTO JAPANESE
便利な場所にある旅館の神様を讃えましょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let's praise the god of the inn in a convenient place!
INTO JAPANESE
便利な場所で宿の神様を賞賛しよう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let's praise the god of the inn in a convenient place!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.