YOU SAID:
powers include: bad accent, surliness, face-sucking
INTO JAPANESE
権限が含まれます: 悪いアクセント、つっけんどん、顔を吸う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Includes rights: bad accents, gruff, suck face
INTO JAPANESE
権利が含まれています: 悪いアクセント、無愛想な顔を吸う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Which includes the right: bad accents, gruff face sucks
INTO JAPANESE
右側が含まれています: 悪いアクセント、無愛想な顔を吸う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Which includes the right: bad accents, gruff face sucks
That didn't even make that much sense in English.