YOU SAID:
potatoes don't appreciate being murdered
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモは殺されたことに感謝しない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The potato does not appreciate being killed.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモは殺されることに感謝しない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potatoes do not appreciate being killed.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモは殺されることを感謝しない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potatoes do not appreciate being killed.
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