YOU SAID:
Potatoes are awesome mah spud bud
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモは素晴らしいマハ芽です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potatoes are wonderful maha buds
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモは素晴らしいマハのつぼみです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato is a great Maha bud
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