YOU SAID:
Potatoes are amazing as long as you think they are.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモは、限り、あなたは彼らと思う素晴らしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potatoes as long as you are awesome and they think it is.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモあなたは素晴らしいです、彼らはそれだと思う限りです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato you are great, as long as they think it is.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモだと思う限り、あなたは素晴らしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unless you think that potatoes, you are amazing.
INTO JAPANESE
限り、あなたはジャガイモ、あなたは素晴らしいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As long as you are a potato, you think it is wonderful.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがジャガイモである限り、あなたは素晴らしいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As long as you are a potato, you think it is wonderful.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.