YOU SAID:

potato went the cat, it then proceeded to eat its tail which was absuloutely disgusting, obviously

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもが猫に行き、それから尻尾を食べ始めました。

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The potatoes went to the cat and then started eating the tail.

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもは猫のところへ行き、しっぽを食べ始めました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The potato went to the cat and started eating its tail.

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもは猫のところへ行き、しっぽを食べ始めました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The potato went to the cat and started eating its tail.