YOU SAID:
Potato, potato, why'd you eat that tomato? Tomato, tomato, your wife was eaten by the most evil potato!
INTO JAPANESE
ポテト、ポテト、なぜあなたはそのトマトを食べたのですか?トマト、トマト、あなたの妻は最も邪悪なジャガイモに食べられました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato, potato, why did you eat that tomato? Tomato, tomato, your wife was eaten by the most evil potatoes!
INTO JAPANESE
ポテト、ポテト、なぜあなたはそのトマトを食べたのですか?トマト、トマト、あなたの妻は最も邪悪なジャガイモに食べられました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato, potato, why did you eat that tomato? Tomato, tomato, your wife was eaten by the most evil potatoes!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.