YOU SAID:
Potato pancakes pouting poo poopy pool poor pikes piled politely
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモのパンケーキ貧しいパイクス重ね丁寧に口をとがらしているうんち poopy プール
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pouting to poor potato pancakes Pikes lap yes pooping poopy pool
That didn't even make that much sense in English.